Pay Attention, People
There is a part of Culver Blvd (between Sepulveda and Sawtelle) that
temporarily becomes one lane. A woman who obviously can't read, drove
right past…
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picFrom Cupcakes To Crumbcake
This was actually taken about a month ago, but I have been experiencing technical difficulties with my computer.
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picCheck Out My New Oven
It's the latest and greatest, and it's been sitting on my floor for
about an entire month. Today, they were supposed to finally install
it,…
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picCreative Floor - Morning
This is the new Creative floor at work. I shot this from my office
space at around 9am. Yeah, I'm the early bird.
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picUh huh
They wanted me to create a sign for the elevator that would make people smile. Well, at least it made me smile.
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picI Look Like A Crazy Bitch
According to MyHertitage.com, the celebrity I look the most like is Sharon Stone, followed by Denise Richards. Must be those damn eyebrows. Upload a picture…
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picLunch at Leaf
I thought I'd try out the raw-foods restaurant in Culver City today, Leaf Cuisine. Apparently, when you order food to go, they give you fake…
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picOrange Cake?
We ate at a Chinese restaurant to celebrate my dad's birthday. This
is what they brought out for him at the end of the meal.…
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picA Two-Part Question
First, do you think they were aware of the pun when they named this
publication? And secondly, do you think that's really appropriate for
such…
picIt Must Be A Sign
You know how when you're watching TV and they end up spoofing a show
like VH1's "I Love The 80s," only to prove a point,…
picLame
The Apple Store in Manhattan Beach doesn't have a real theater like the other stores. So what do they do? They hold their training sessions…
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picGrooming Is Overrated
Yes, I have decided to devote my life to being a slob. On a side
note, I really need a new pair of sunglasses.
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picActual Size
Found this parked at the end of the 3rd Street Promenade on Saturday.
See man on right to get an idea of the scale.
picFog On The Playa
This was taken on my way home. Yes, I take pictures while driving in
the fog. Is it any worse than talking on the phone?…
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picWater On The Brain
Hi, I'm a reef diver. Do you have REEF DVR? No? OK, then I'll take
REEF DWR. That'll be cool, right?
picFree Samples
Someone sent me samples of acupuncture needles in the mail. Boy, did
they ever have the wrong address.
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picA Hard Day
This was taken on Thursday, the day I killed my Powerbook. Well, it wasn't my Powerbook. It was a loaner. But still, I didn't feel…
picI Have A Horrible Magazine Memory
I purchased this issue of Dwell twice. It's only been out for a
couple weeks. Bleh.
picThe Lexus IS Launches
If you recall, I posted a photo from this shoot a while back with the car mostly concealed. Well, now that the vehicle has officially…
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picScammers Discover Buzznet
Respected One? You must have the wrong guy. Incidentally, I've reported your ass.
picYield For Peds.
A message from the safety council: Obey the rules of the road, not the rules of grammar. First of all, "peds"? WTF? And secondly, it's…
picThe Legend
This was just a shot I took of the ceiling at my favorite framing store.
I'm told this particular store is haunted by the ghost of…
picMy Latest Wall Art
I stood in queue to meet Shepard Fairey and DJ Shadow, and all I got
was this limited-edition, autographed print.
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picMr. Bill's Message Falls On Deaf Ears
Have you seen the Mr. Bill PSA about the dangers of the levy breaking in New Orleans? Before you think it's in bad taste, keep…
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picLast Night
I was out of my element again last night. This was my view as I waited in line at the 3rd Street Promenade to meet…
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picBlatant Self-promotion
I'll generally be using this journal to rant about meaningless crap. To
read about my fictional life, please visit my two-year-old blog "Everything Sucks."
I thank…
picIngenious
Found this in my e-mail today. I have to give credit to the spammers for coming up with this one: forming the letters to spell…
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Remember back when David Letterman was funny? He'd walk out onto the stage and tell a simple one-liner and before you'd know it, you'd be…
picI Needed This
It's nice to come home to a home-cooked meal. Unfortunately, I had to cook this. Grilled Tilapia and Tropical Salsa with some stir fried veggies.…
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Since this is a test, I'm just copying and pasting my last entry from my blog:
A lot of you have been writing to me and…
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picG Love Teaches The World To Chill
As much as I hate the thought of G Love selling out and doing a spot for Coke Zero, I love his rendition of the…
picBurning Man
G.E. is going to hear from my lawyer. All I did was follow the directions. I pre-heated the oven to 400 degrees and then I…
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5 . . .
5 of my favorite bottled waters:
Evian
Gerolsteiner Naturell
Tynant
Vitell
Vitamin Water
5 albums I do not own:
Michael Jackson's The Wall
The Beatles' White Album
Bruce Springsteen's Born In…
picBack To My Youth
Dead on arrival
Well, that's how they pronounced him
But I'm out for survival
I'm alive in this town
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picLittle Tokyo Health-Board Rating
Apparently, Little Tokyo uses a different rating system than the rest
of Los Angeles.
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picDoes This Make Me A Hipster Now?
I took this picture at The Standard in downtown L.A. Yeah, I have no idea what I was doing there either.
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galleryLAX Soundproofing
LAX is paying to have double-pane glass installed in all the windows. I had no idea what an ordeal it would be.
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galleryLovin' It In The Arse
DJ Smoovebert laid down the beats. And Buzznet cameras were flashing all night.
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picNew Feature
I've had this condo since last October. I thought I'd pretty much discovered everything. Then, one night, I turn on the stove (as I have…
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picDidn't Have The Time To Figure This One Out
Note to driver: When you have to put a little line over the "A" so people
pronounce it properly, there's a good chance it wasn't a…
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